A Cheesy Porno
(I wanted to take my crack at writing the world's corniest over the top porno. I have never written a film script before so bear with...
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Austin Hamblin
May 11, 20192 min read
Day #38: Farmer's Days
7/5/18 #38: Farmer's Days Tonight is the start of the local town festival. I’m not sure if this is a thing anywhere but Iowa. Seems like...
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Austin Hamblin
May 9, 20192 min read
Day #37: The End of Days
7/4/18 #37: The End of Days Zombie movies and movies about the end of the world got super popular a few years ago. Living in redneck...
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Austin Hamblin
May 7, 20192 min read
Day #36: Why Comics?
7/3/18 #36: Why Comics? This is a really great question. I mean why comics? Why do I even like comics? Think about this. You pay...
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Austin Hamblin
May 3, 20192 min read
Day #35: I can't help you...
7/2/18 #35: I Can’t Help You We all have at least one friend we love and who is a great person, but can’t seem to get their shit...
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Austin Hamblin
May 2, 20192 min read
Day #34: Wish you were here..
7/1/18 #34: Wish you were here.. In high school, I had a pretty close group of friends. Now five years post graduation, I only make an...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 29, 20192 min read
Day 33: Food Fight
6/30/18 #33: Food Fight This isn’t the conventional food fight. I’m not talking about throwing food at each other; I am talking about...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 28, 20192 min read
Day #32: NERD ACCOLADES
6/29/18 #32: NERD ACCOLADES If you are really paying attention, you noticed I missed a day… I’m pretty upset, but I’m going to keep...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 24, 20192 min read
Day #31: Letter to my Future Child/Children
6/27/18 #31: Letter to My Future Child/Children I knew I would have you, eventually, but I have to say, I’m scared shitless. I don’t want...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 23, 20192 min read
Day #30: The Work
6/26/18 #30: The Work I am exhausted. I literally just woke up after passing out on the couch, and when I finish this, I’m headed...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 20, 20192 min read
Interview Henry Barajas
For those who aren’t familiar with you what do you do? I work my dream gig. I work for Top Cow Productions. I work with the direct...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 19, 20192 min read
Day #29: Wall Space
6/25/18 #29: Wall Space I was the kind of kid who ran out of room on his walls for posters. Living on my own now, it’s pretty much the...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 18, 20192 min read
Day #28: Kickstarter
6/24/18 #28: Kickstarter I love Kickstarter. Since writing this, I have backed 100 projects and have run two successful campaigns....
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 17, 20191 min read
Day #27: Big Foot
6/23/18 #27: Bigfoot I love me some Bigfoot. He’s like a redneck version of an alien. I remember the History Channel had a show all about...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 16, 20194 min read
Interview with Thom Hotka
I honestly don't remember how I first meet Thom...It's one of those deals where I've know him for so long I can't remember back that far....
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 16, 20192 min read
Day #26: Band
6/22/18 #26: Band Being 6’4, people almost always assume I played some kind of sport in high school. I didn’t. I couldn’t ever really get...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 15, 20192 min read
Day #25: The Movies
6/21/18 #25: The Movies I have always loved going to the movies. I am writing this from the car (I’m not driving), headed to go see Tag...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 14, 20193 min read
Winter is here...Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones: !!!!!Warning May Contain Spoilers!!!!! Tonight 4/14/2019 the first episode of the final season of Game of Thrones will...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 14, 20192 min read
Day #24: The Farm
6/20/18 #24: The farm… The family farm my dad grew up on, and continued to farm with my uncle until about five years ago, is just outside...
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Austin Hamblin
Apr 12, 20192 min read
Day #23: Beating the Meat
6/19/18 #23: Beating the meat… It can be called by many names: beating the meat, choking the chicken, or firing off some knuckle...
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