- Austin Hamblin
The Adventures of Punk and Rock Vol. 2 Issue #1 Script
This script looks different from most of mine. When I work with the great Scott Twells I keep the script loose. Every collaboration is different and this works best for us.
The Adventures of Punk and Rock
Volume 2 Issue #1
Story/Art: Scott Twells
Script: Austin Allen Hamblin
We see Punk and Rock with long beards and riggity clothes. Punk is pointing towards the reader.
Punk: Rock look! They’re back!
Rock: Holy nuts they are!
Close up of Punk’s torso holding both of his hands up with palms out towards the read.
Punk: For the record it’s not our fault you haven’t seen us in a while…
We see a split panel with Scott on one side on the phone talking to Austin on the other.
Caption: (Punk narrating): Here’s how it went down…
Caption: Scott Twells Artist
Caption: Austin Allen Hamblin Writer
Scott: Man kickstarter went well for the first volume!
Austin: Yeah everything turned out awesome!
Scott: Can’t wait to get started on the next issue I emailed you over some ideas.
Austin: Awesome man lets keep this momentum going!
We see Austin sitting at his computer.
We see Austin sitting at his computer the exact same way. We see the head of a woman (Kayla) in the background.
Caption: Two Months Later.
Kayla: Dude you really need to shower.
Zoom in on Austin’s face like he has realized something.
Caption: 4 Months Later
Austin: Man I still can’t believe it’s not butter. Wait how long was out..?
We see Rat face flying away on a space ship while Punk and Rock are on the ground. Ratface is flipping them off out the window.
Caption (Punk Narrating): Since you last saw us ratface stole our spaceship leaving us on this apparently uninhabited planet.
We see Punk and Rock sitting on the ground.
Caption: The narrator up and left us in search of work..
Rock: Been quiet lately don’t you think?
We see Punk and Rock sleeping and a small asteroid is flying through the air .
Caption: Then well this happened…
Small panel of a little tv slamming into the ground.
View from as if we are the tv looking up at punk and rock looking down.
Rock: My prayers have been answered!
Punk: No way are we going to get any channels out here.
Close up to the tv as it says press here pointing to a button.
We see an alien in a suit it looks like a robot cat.
Cat(Singing): My name is kitty cat and I’ve been hired to say…..
The cat is in front of Punk and Rock’s house.
Cat(singing): You must find a new place to stay! You’ve been….
We see the cat doing the long leg kicks like the rocketeers with a bunch of sexy type female aliens.
Cat(singing): Evicted! Evicted! The bank now owns your house!
The cat is wearing a top hat playing a guitar.
Cat(Singing): You must go back to the streets or back to mom and dad’s!
The cat is holding the mic, breathing hard, and a bucket is above him water has been dumped on him.
Cat(singing): The song is done and that is all check me out on spotify dot com!!!!!
We look at a very confused Punk and Rock.
Punk: I don’t know how to feel…
Rock: Yeah no more house, but I feel like that cat is going places.
We are outside punk and rocks house it has a “For Sale” sign in front of it. Meanwhile we see two aliens in a repo truck. We see from behind a hooded figure.
We see the hooded figure from behind he is near the two aliens at the repo truck.
Hoodie: Excuse me, could you point me in the directions of the owners of this house?
Both of the aliens crack up laughing.
Alien #1: You mean the bank?
Alien #2: The chumps who owned this before didn’t pay so we got hired to clean it out.
We get a front on view of the hoodied man, but still can’t see his face becase of a shadow.
Hoodie: My apologize. Do you have any idea where the previous residents may be?
One of the aliens hands hoodie a picture.
Alien: Maybe this guy would know he was staying here when we showed up. You interested in buying any porno mags or cockroaches this place was full of them.
We see the hoodied figure waving goodbye.
Hoodie: No thanks I’m all set with you know the free stuff online…
Zoom in on the picture the alien gave him and its Ratface.
We see Rock holding a round type rock with a crudely draw face on it.
Rock: Punk I want you to meet my new friend his name is Winslow.
Punk: Get rid of that thing we are trying to stay sane no imaginary friends.
We see Rock look at Winslow.
Rock: You’rr right Punk. Sorry Winslow you just aren’t real.
Little Rock has thrown Winslow on the ground. Blood is on little rock’s face.
We look at the ground to see the top of Winslow’s head open his brain out.
Winslow: Why? Why would you do this to me…? I was going to get you both out of here…..
Little Rock jumps on Punk.
Rock: You bastard! You made me kill me!
View as if we are on the ground looking up as Rock throws punches to Punk on the ground.
Rock: He was the only friend I ever had!
A cloud of dust with fists and legs coming out at random points.
Caption: I hate you! Your never their for me!
Caption: Dude I’ve been your only friend since kindergarden.
Caption: Only because no one liked you!
Caption: No one liked you either!
They are both laying on the ground on their backs we are looking from above them down on them.
Caption: 30 Seconds Later.
Punk: Do you even remember how we meet?
Rock: Of course.
We see young punk and rock sitting on a carpet surrounded by a bunch of other young aliens.
Caption: We where in kindergarten…
We look on to the teacher who is a blob/slug type alien.
Teacher: Today we will be talking about General James T. Hooker.
Sound Effect: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
We see Punk and Rock laughing really hard while all the other kids look on not understanding. We see the back of the teacher.
Teacher: Stop laughing you two don’t even know what a hooker is!
We zoom in on the young Punk who has a duh look on his face.
Punk: Of course I know what a hooker is my mom is one! She gets paid to shit on people!
Rock is in the corner and the rest of the panel is a older rock monster similar to him with hooks for hands and legs.
Rock: Wrong! My uncle is a hooker ever time he has to poop his screams decrease property values it hilarious!
Close up of Punk.
Punk: I think she needs to be a hooker she looks like she has to go.
Close up of Rock.
Rock: She would be a terrible hooker!
We see the teacher who is now on fire and extremely angry.
Teacher: Punk…Rock…DETENTION NOW!
We see Punk with his palm over his face (facepalmed).
Punk: Rock that wasn’t even close…
Rock: Then how did we meet?
We see a leaf blowing in the wind.
We see Rock in a suit sitting at the bus station with a box of chocolates in his hand.
Rock turns to the woman next to him.
Rock: I am going to meet this girl I’ve been stalking for three years today!
Sound Effect: AGHHHH!!!!
We see the city is overcome with zombies all who have lightsabers.
Punk is holding up his hand with one finger out.
Punk: First off I wasn’t even in that story… Second you combined Forest Gump, The Walking Dead, and Star Wars….
We see a very buff robot cyborg in his spaceship which has a bloody axe in the seat next to him and the ship is filled with different alien heads.
Robot: Scan surrounding planets for signs of life. I’ve got an itch and the only way to scratch it is with killin’
A light lights up on his dash.
Caption(Ship talking): Two life forms have been detected within a travel of five minutes.
Robot: Set course! We are headed down murder lane!
We see the ship flying towards the planet.
We see both Punk and Rock leaned up against a palm tree one on each side.
Rock: Hey Punk?
Rock: Watcha thinkin’ about..?
We see alien babes in bikinis, beer, a video game system next to a big tv, and a ton of good looking food.
Caption (Punk): All the stuff I miss about home…
We see a bunch of different weird smut magazines.
Rock: Same here.
We see Ratface with two aliens sitting next to him at a bar.
Caption(Rock): I even miss Ratface..
Ratface: So I shoot both of them in the face and took their wives! I’m pretty much a bad ass.
The hooded figure has now entered the bar towards the back headed towards Ratface.
Random Alien: I haven’t seen Punk and Rock in a while.. Punk borrowed my ship and never brought it back if I ever see him again I’ll kill him.
Random Alien #2: I’d help bastard sold me a timeshare…
We see a gun held up next to Ratface’s face.
Hooded figure(Off panel): Speaking of Punk and Rock….
We see Ratface and the other two aliens tied up in chairs in a back alley. We see the shadowy figure of the hooded figure.
Hood: Who can give me any information which could lead me to Punk and Rock?
Radom Alien: I wish I knew where they where!
Random Alien: I never even got to use the timeshare before the volcano planet erupted.
The gun is shoved under Ratface’s chin.
Hood: As the notorious third wheel I have a good feeling you know how to find them.
Ratface: Look man I don’t even know any Punks or Rocks!
We look on to the hooded figure holding a picture of rock passed out drawn on in sharpies with Punk and Ratface laughing.
Hood: Explain this.
Close up of Ratface’s face.
Rat: Um…what is photoshop?
The gun is next to rat face’s head and the hooded figure is whispering to him.
Hood: Let’s see if your head is as full of shit as the rest of you.
Rat: Fine I’ll talk!
The cyborg puts his hands on both Punk and Rock.
Cyborg: You guys need a lift?
Close up of Punk and Rock with huge smiles.
They are both hugging the cyborg.
Thank you is written all over this panel.
The cyborg opens the door to his ship with tons of heads falling out.
Cyborg: Ignore those…uh… you never start decorating for Halloween to early.
Punk: How often do I say that! All the time!
Rock: They even smell like real heads.
Everyone is in the spaceship.
Cyborg: You guys thirsty?
The cyborg is holding two bottles of water and you can see a pill inside each dissolving.
Cyborg: I added some….um…flavor packets!
We see Rock about to take a drink out of the water.
Rock: Has anyone ever told you how much you look like the space city slasher?
We see the ship exiting the planet.
Cyborg: Can’t say I have must be good looking guy!
We see the hooded figure holding a knife headed towards ratface in the chair.
Ratface: I swear its all I know! I left them on that planet all by themselves!
The hooded man is in the back swing of using the knife.
The two random aliens are holding their hands out as the hooded figure has freed them, however ratface is still tied up.
Hood: If you two really want revenge on the dastardly duo come with me and you will have your revenge.
We see the two walking away with the hooded figure.
Ratface: What about me?
Random aliens: Lets get the bastards.
The hooded figure reveals his face to ratface, but not the readers. We see Ratface’s jaw has dropped.
Hood: I’ll just leave you to think.
Ratface: How is that even possible…?
(This ended up on a page turn fuck yes)
The man in the trench coat has his hood down revealing it is a much older version of Punk, he has both of the random aliens on each side of him.
Hood: I will find you two no matter what it takes.
Inside the spaceship with cyborg, punk and rock.
Cyborg: You fellas mind if we stop at my place before I drop you off?
Punk: Sure why not?
Rock: Yeah what could go wrong?
We see Punk and Rock deep in a trench.
Caption: Five days later.
Speaker: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! SPACE CITY SLASHER WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!!!
Close up of Cyborg’s face.
We see him running at tons of police officers with a machete.
We see him getting gunned down.
We see Punk and Rock with blankets sitting in the back of an ambulance.
Cop: Glad to find you when we did.
Punk: What would he have done to us?
We see a giant blender and the cyborg in a hot tub of blood.
Cop: Well he would’ve put you in a giant blender then take a bath in you.
We see the cop holding out a phone to the duo.
Cop: You boys got anyone you need to call?
Punk: I think we are kind of on our own.
Rock: I have someone..
We see Rock on the phone.
Rock: Hey…yeah big brother it’s me……could you? I don’t mena to interrupt your tour…Thanks.
Punk next to rock.
Punk: You have a brother?!?!?
Rock: Yeah… you are a big fan of his…. My brother is Diamond Neil..
Caption: Next issue we find out who old man Punk is and what he wants! We will also learn more about Diamond Neil!